Bury her

Wednesday 08 February 2012, 01:28:00 | grappig

An Irishman and his ever nagging wife were on holidays in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The undertaker said "It will cost £5,000 to ship her home or £50 to bury her here" The husband said "Ship her home" The undertaker replied "But sir, why don't you bury her here, in the Holy Land and save money?" The husband said "Listen here pal, a very long time ago, a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead..... She's going Fuckin Home"