Friday 18 November 2011, 23:46:00 | grappig

A Saturday night, 11 p.m. a man, drunk as a skunk, was crawling around on all four under a street light. This helpful fellow walks up to him and asks, "Have you lost something?" "Yeah, I l-lost my keys, s-so I can't get in." "Okay, I'll help you look," said the helpful fellow. Both of them were now crawling around on all four under the street light. After a while, the helpful fellow asks "Are you sure you lost them here?" "No," said the drunk, "it was o-over there. B-but it's brighter over here."