World Of Warcraft Jokes

Saturday 26 November 2005, 13:28:00 | games

http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?FN=wow-general-en&T=596597&P=1

"How many gnomes does it take to paint your wall?

--Thant depends on how hard you throw them"

Also here is a silly thread about Shadow priests and the "melting faces" thing: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?FN=wow-priest&T=296239&P=1

If you're in a funny mood do read a few pages of the comments ..... For example in one reply on page 40 you find this cartoon... ^_^ (mirror: downloadhahashadow.jpg )

edit: the forum links no longer work :-(

People have replied:

jamie

2006-09-10 05:07:00

soooo gayy

Irmen de Jong

2006-09-10 11:10:00

What is 'gayy'? The jokes, or World of Warcraft? At least 7 million people seem to like WoW... And for the jokes, I think they're funny. If you feel otherwise, so be it.

Too bad the two forum topics seem to have disappeared in the meantime.

Elicer

2006-11-24 20:27:00

Mana up!

darkblade — http://world of warcraft jokes

2006-12-07 19:10:00

there pritty good but its mostley knome jokes try dwarves or undead. o_o

darkblade — http://world of warcraft jokes

2006-12-07 19:12:00

IVE BEN LOST IN WOW! I NEED SERIOUS HELP!PLEASE IF ANY ONE GETS THIS HELPPPPP!!!!!!!!! :((

Raarrawr

2007-02-07 13:34:00

You know your addicted to WoW when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate!

Joeface

2007-03-06 12:07:00

:-D

Kiwi

2007-04-05 06:22:00

"WoW stole my skills"

A name used by someone on Counter-Strike: Source.

Irmen de Jong

2007-04-05 08:00:00

Kiwi, there's a truth in that... Before I got into playing WoW I was a quite proficient UnrealTournament player (UT 99/2004)... Not anymore... Depending on the time you spend with or in WoW it not only steals your skills in other games, but Blizzard also "steals" the money of other game makers because they simply sell less other games ^_^

Eat wow sleep(not much sleep)

2007-05-29 14:45:00

A gnome walked into a bar........... Wait no he didn't he is too short!!!!!!!

Duhhwaah

2007-06-05 14:58:00

You know your addicted to WoW when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate!

• wrote Raarrawr (ip) on 07 Feb 2007, 13:34

Best wow joke I have herd ina long time!

10/10

Savenger

2007-06-11 22:07:00

You know your addicted to wow if, you and your buddy's roll to see who gets the toy in the McDonald's happy meal.

Savenger

2007-06-11 22:13:00

You know if your addicted to wow if, you list the items you sold at the AH on your tax returns under "Other Sources of income".

HuTcHy

2007-06-15 11:20:00

Damn girl, you must have got those pants in Bwl cause that ass is EPIC!!!

leeroyluva — http://leeroypwnsu

2007-06-29 07:32:00

U GUYS SUCK >(

Irmen de Jong

2007-06-29 19:26:00

U GUYS SUCK

Famous last words before the Pug leaves the group?

jwalet

2007-07-07 08:03:00

WoW presurveing your verginaty is worth 15$ per month

a gnome walks up to a dwarf dwarf: ha...hahaha......hahahahahaha, yes score!

Bigglesworth

2007-07-25 08:10:00

Two tauran are sitting at a bar. A female tauran passes by and the first tauran says "moo". The second tauran says "I was gunna say that!".

RL? wow is my life

2007-08-02 14:39:00

your mums my epic mount

I'm exhaulted with your mum

Ex-Deathevn

2007-08-09 07:26:00

Two gobblins are standing beside a tree talking.

Gobblin 1:"Y'know, none of this matters. We're just in a virtual computer game and we don't actually exist." Gobblin 2:"Why do you say that?" Gobblin 1:"Because we haveto roll before we do anything. Doesn't that seem wierd?" Gobblin 2:"Nope, I have to disagree with that." Gobblin 1:"What? Why?" *Message appears: -Gobblin 1 has been deleted-* Gobblin 2:"The roll says so. And..? What the?? Where'd you go?"

dragonvcat

2007-10-30 18:58:00

warior vs priest, rogue wins

Vallensore

2007-11-25 01:20:00

you know ur addicted to world of warcraft when you have a birthday and yell "DING!!!!"

boats

2007-11-28 19:28:00

you can tell a person is gay, if they yell "DING!!!!!!" on your birthday

fuck you — http://fuck off

2007-12-03 19:32:00

all of your jokes fucking suck, the shit that falls out of my ass can randomly create words that would be funnie rthan your jokes....this is so pathetic, wow has been out for 3 years an dyou guys dont have any jokes about it?...now dong act like a smart ass and tell me ... oh why dont you come up with some jokes...because i cant...and now that i have proven myself that i cant...I WONT TRY

dont post jokes just so you can post something, plz make sure its funny, there were only about 2-3 good ones on this whooole thread....im exhaulted with your mom, believe it or not, ding on your birthday but not at a birthday party, you just have to be on your birthday and think in your head really heavy and just say to yourself....ding, grats, and the last one is the girlfriend's pants. yea others suck, ty gg bb

Irmen de Jong

2007-12-07 19:44:00

I won't edit the post above but it just proves that no matter what harmless thing you do there is always some jerk that thinks he's better than that and feels the need to unload his frustrations without having the guts to provide his real name.

Irmen de Jong

2007-12-17 19:20:00

Happy WoW xmas :->

[[image GreenWinterHat.jpg from wow.allakhazam.com]]

Jingle Bells / Undead smell / Tauren scream and yell,

Orcs are noobs / and trolls have boobs / and all the horde are gay, hey!

Lesley

2007-12-19 08:14:00

I was looking for a joke for my son's christmas cracker and thought both the gnome and gobblin jokes were very funny - thanks for the help ;-)

Tanavar

2008-01-08 17:38:00

A tauran walks in a bar with some jump leads

the barman says "i dont mind the long face but dont go starting anything"

Makey Gibraltar

2008-01-23 19:45:00

You know ur addicted to wow when ur microwave goes ding and u go GRATZ !!

Irmen de Jong

2008-02-05 10:48:00

hehe, I laughed about that last one Makey ^_^

Reminds me of Mandokir in ZG... and Jindo yelling Gratz when he dings...

koralee

2008-03-27 03:38:00

What do rouges an noobs have in common?

THEY BOTH PICK LOCKS!

smbblizz - dreadmaul horde

2008-09-08 02:29:00

all of your jokes fucking suck, the shit that falls out of my ass can randomly create words that would be funnie rthan your jokes....this is so pathetic, wow has been out for 3 years an dyou guys dont have any jokes about it?...now dong act like a smart ass and tell me ... oh why dont you come up with some jokes...because i cant...and now that i have proven myself that i cant...I WONT TRY

dont post jokes just so you can post something, plz make sure its funny, there were only about 2-3 good ones on this whooole thread....im exhaulted with your mom, believe it or not, ding on your birthday but not at a birthday party, you just have to be on your birthday and think in your head really heavy and just say to yourself....ding, grats, and the last one is the girlfriend's pants. yea others suck, ty gg bb

• wrote fuck you (ip) on 03 Dec 2007, 19:32

lol he wrote DONG instead of dont ( LOL FAG! ) ---( half way threw 1st paragraph if u cant see it 8D)

and heres my joke dont care if u think its lame

y is leveling a dwarf mage same as being irish...?

drink fight drink fight drink fight... *D

kthxbai

Thud

2008-10-12 02:58:00

Why are miners always looking for ores? Because they need something to stick thier pick in!

Wah ha ha!

I thought it wasn't funny when I made it up but I have been looking for good jokes on the net all day and I decided first random site that didn't have anything better needed to share. Jokes are better in game too, cause irl, no one associates with warcraft. I urge others to keep trying though wow needs a sense of humor (for those of you who persistantly turn people in for humoring themselves, your gay).

And for those of you who choose to tear others down you have no motavation what so ever. For someone who plays wow, I can actually say "Get a life."

Zwickzor

2008-10-21 23:13:00

your mom is so fat, that it takes 5 warlocks to summon her

Andrew

2009-02-25 00:54:00

you know whenn your a wow addict when you list the things you sold on auction house on your tax return under other sources of income

Ganksta

2009-03-30 12:18:00

You know you have no life when someone tells you "go get a life!" and you reply:

"Where does it drop"

;)

Retadin

2009-04-07 04:59:00

OK, get ready, this one's a little dirty but idc,

Paladin dps is like a woman's orgasm, most people belive it to be a myth, few men can do it, even fewer can do it well, and most of the videos on the internet are fake.

That's how it feels to be uberwtfBBQsausepwned, /bow out

Velaeru

2009-05-06 21:36:00

Here's one:

Your momma's so fat the Mages have to grease their portals and summon cinnamon rolls at the other side to get her through.

Swiftkarate

2009-05-10 15:41:00

Lol i loved the Rogues and Noobs pick locks joke, All of the WArcraft jokes i know have allready been posted :S

dan

2009-06-30 23:57:00

Here's a not bad joke:

There are two night elves that talk to each other. A woman, a hunter and a man, a druid in bear form. -Next time we go hunt together, please don't aim me. says the man while pulling an arrow out of his but. Then the woman replies: -It's not my fault if you always want to hunt bears, why shouldn't you try boars, they're pretty good... -The man then says: But I don't want to become a boar, like my mom always said: You become what you eat, and being a bear feals great!

lovebug

2009-07-03 12:23:00

A Tauren warrior, blood elf priest and undead warlock are all captured by the alliance during a raid, they are taken to tanaris striped down to a loin cloth and senteced to the "march of death" they are each told that they must walk across the desert of gadgetzan, as a last request they are each givin a choice of food or water, the tauren looks to the captian of the alliance and states, I'd like a watermelon I can drink its fluids and eats its fruit for sustinance, the blood elf scoffs and exclaims I'll take a coconut it will sustain me just the same, the undead guy looks at the other two looks at the captian and asks may I just have a fork

bugaboo

2009-07-03 12:33:00

you know your addicted to WoW when your husband starts screaming consecrate consecrate consecrate!

bugaboo

2009-07-03 12:37:00

A blood elf walks into a strip club, the waitress walks up to him and asks, what may I do for you tonight sir, the blood elf replys, got anyone I can use polymorph on?

George

2009-07-14 04:56:00

You know you play to much WoW when your microwave goes ding and you say Gratz

George

2009-07-14 04:58:00

A Dwarf walks out of a bar.

George

2009-07-14 05:03:00

I'm a Paladin, small and stout, here's my mace and here's my mount, when I see trouble I scream and shout, pop my bubble and hearthstone out..

Irmen de Jong

2009-07-14 21:15:00

Heh, the one about the microwave dinging has been added before, I guess it is one of the more popular ones :-P

Bigger23

2009-07-15 05:46:00

a male human, male dwarf, and female night elf walk into a bar. they all order their drinks, the night elf gets her favorite wine while the two males get their favorite brew. all three drinks have a fly on top of them. the night elf looks at her drink and says," thats just disgusting." the human looks at his and rolls his eyes. he swats the fly away and continues to drink. the dwarf looks at his, notices the fly, he gets pissed off. he grabs the fly and starts to squeez it while yelling," SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT ALL OUT!!!"

cheese

2009-07-15 06:59:00

wat do u eat milk ceo u roas iif u g oinsdue next door and the gonome radiate

CHEESE

2009-07-15 07:12:00

if u go mall wit sio u seemilk drop no cat crab soo if gnome go inside he bute u in the house haah gnome bite u if u scream oh no ivce cresam alnd yay no screamin and if u couldnt read the sign u cant go cuz ur to short no one knew one who saui so in the house said carlie borwnie and they lived in hut with i r candy store fileld iwt lots and lots of hooker with tapeworms comin from there mouth like some sort of alien creatrue from the movei ie hard but enough aobu this stroy once uopn ss a tiem a cat bite off my dick i lived in houe withmoroe bbbbbbboobs andn onoe saw me jumpin on the cat cuz cat ran tk ssea galoeand i wasl iekno! and he bite me and i screamed sohard that i cried a eriver and i fishedfrom it to lvl my fishing skill soicould make a fish feast u know tya so when iraided and cried on vent my guild master wouldnt cll me naems and ninja my loots cuz i wouldnt sto pcriyng the whole raid or i wouldnt stop jerking offwhike i had my mic no and thwe 24 other peopel in the channel heard me and were lik Ghostkeep...WTF dude and i was liek sry redtube makes me thirdty so i go afk for 5min s and i get kciked at yogg adn im liek wtf dude guy and they werel iek u were pullin 2k dps wandi wasl iek dude i was afk and they wereliek then y were uatatcknifgand iwas like my cat washitting my keyboardu crazy fuck and i started screaming so loud that mny dad came dow nadn stoarted beating me furiously till i couldnt brheath and over and over i cried for over an hour then i fell asleep when i woek uup a r made pancakeswith syrup yum but my momsaid i gota c on my albgera 2 test soshe betat me with pan i made with pancakes andcaleld me ali lfuck up and i should go back to theorphage where i can pic kup more skill in first aid for healnig but she jsut starting beating me cuzshe couldnt get the gold to lvl her tailoring but my dad came home and helped her beat the syrupo out of me till i cried myself to sleep but then i realizedi didnt put my auctions up and i mlike FUCK so i out them up before i go to bed only to realize thati out up abbyss crystals for 6g EACHi hurried to my computer only orealzie that a lvl 23had bought all fo themnandsent me a mail sauing"cdude broski i sjsut wanan say ty for the urples now i can build a citadel out of ur lsot dreams and call it Lost Hope and drops t10 that'll never get thx again loser...so i cried myself to sleep that night from my stupidy i only wis i could have put those crystals up for more or jsut maybe jsut maybe my life would have been fbrighter in this dark dark world.

Sincerely, Fake Biopolar Pro WoW Player, Bloodkeep, Warkeep, Coldkeep, Ghostkeep

Apocalypze

2009-07-23 18:58:00

you mom is so fat it takes 5 warlocks to summon her

Liam

2009-08-28 23:53:00

How do you hide a tauren? paint his hooves red and hide him in a tauren tree!

Pretty shit but your all gullable noobs so yaknow..

Nobie Noobz — http://wowpro@anooblife.com

2009-09-09 03:42:00

You know ur addicted to wow when ur microwave goes ding and u go GRATZ !!

Irmen de Jong

2009-09-09 19:34:00

Oh not the microwave one again... :-(

Blakhole

2009-09-29 14:15:00

-load of crap removed-

purelized

2009-11-05 01:22:00

you know when your addicted to WoW when your looking up this shit

Irmen de Jong

2009-11-05 09:03:00

purelized: You know when you're addicted when you are still posting in a 4 year old topic

Purelized

2009-11-06 00:05:00

i don't give a flying fuck loner

KILLA

2009-11-08 12:00:00

Your mamas so fat, i tried to shadowstep her and got disconnected

Irmen de Jong

2009-11-08 20:23:00

i don't give a flying fuck loner

Seriously, you got me chuckling about your sorry ass. You even re-visited this topic to see if any other "loners" posted any awesome jokes !! How much does that say of you! ^_^

PwNzZoR

2009-11-16 14:05:00

Why didn't the Paladin cross the road? His Bubble was on cooldown.

dsziman

2009-12-03 17:50:00

Three unlikely adventurers escape from prison, a gnome, a dwarf, and a human. They get cornered at a cliff with the prison guards soon to follow. The gnome sees three sacks on the ground and tells the others to hide in them. So they hide in the sacks and a few moments later the prison captain comes up to the sacks. Then he kicks the sack with the gnome in it, whincing in pain he yells "meow" "meow". The captain says its just a cat. Next he kicks the sack the dwarf is in he yells "woof" "woof". It's just a dog the captain says. Finally he kicks the sack with the human in it, he panics and yells "potatoes" "potatoes".

Kraneni

2010-01-10 09:18:00

Warrior vs. Priest ... Who wins?

... The rogue...

Irmen de Jong

2010-01-10 11:18:00

Not after the nerf they just received... :-S

Lintu

2010-01-19 19:40:00

You are WoW addicted when warlock casts drain life at you and it says: your target has no life

Stylecreator

2010-02-27 22:16:00

Yo mama so fat chain lightning hits her 3 times. A sober dwarf ? What do u get if you cross a tauren with a priest? A holy cow! HOLYCOW!

kaleb

2010-03-30 19:46:00

you know your addicted to wow when you go to church on sundays for a spirit buff :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O

Penis head — http://fuck me.com

2010-04-13 16:11:00

lame ass jokes WOW

CrazyFucker — http://asdfsd

2010-06-17 04:25:00

You know your a wowaddcit when you go to church and ask the priest for Fortitude

thegame

2011-05-31 16:00:00

wat